No one loves the sea! They love pussy!

hay-maker:

- countspectacula on the song “Brandy” by Looking Glass

i love the sea-word.

womanaconda:

one of my favorite things about robin williams is that when he was filming “one hour photo” there’s a scene where he offers a boy an action figure from the store he works in, and robin williams asked the director if he could pick the toy and he fucking brought in his own evangelion figure and somehow the director said yes, even though there’s no way a store like that at that time would have a toy like that

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"… and then he said ‘Picard would have passed Kobayashi Maru without cheating.’ What a nerd!"

"… and then he said ‘Picard would have passed Kobayashi Maru without cheating.’ What a nerd!"

choose wisely.

choose wisely.

pleatedjeans:

Come along, Bort. [x]

pleatedjeans:

Come along, Bort. [x]

what if the Bible was actually written by the Devil? i bet a lot of people would feel pretty silly.

wilwheaton:

(via Let’s hold up a mirror!)

let’s play “Patriot or Terrorist?”

wilwheaton:

(via Let’s hold up a mirror!)

let’s play “Patriot or Terrorist?”

castielismycherrypie:

dubsexplicit:

wet—kitty:

no one will ever understand the deep fucking connection I have with this film

For real though

Ok guys I need to talk about this movie.

The Breakfast Club came out in 1985 and to this day is, in my opinion, one of the greatest damn movies ever to barely even have a script.

During the famous “dance” scene, Molly Ringwald, who played the “princess” Claire, was supposed to a small little dance by herself, but she was shy so all of them did some dancing together, creating one of the most famous film scene’s to date. It was improvised.

During the scene in the film where the characters sat down and told why they were their, there was NO SCRIPT. John Huges told the cast to sit there and improvise why they thought their characters were there, creating that heart wrenching scene everyone could relate to.

EVERYONE can relate to this movie and thats the best damn thing. 

On March 24, 1984, five students entered a detention room thinking it was just another Saturday. Before the day was over, they broke the rules, bared their souls, and touched each other in a way they never dreamed possible.

EVERYONE IN THE WORLD NEEDS TO SEE THE BREAKFAST CLUB.

The Breakfast Club should be shown at every high school’s freshmen orientation.

this story is sad, but the people in the comments… fuck.

"Does anyone still think that porn isn’t dangerous."

"Just so sad. She had such a bright future. Porn is a vile industry and it destroys people. They don’t advertise that though do they?"

"Pornography is a plague and should be banned"

yes, the pornography drove her to suicide, not the countless prude ass bullies who taunted her and called her a slut when they weren’t on another jerkoff/schlick session while watching her video. yeah, porn is evil you guys.

IM EATING RED WHITE AND BLUEBERRY FRENCH TOAST AS I TYPE THIS ITS LIKE FREEDOM IN MY MOUTH

dennys:

LET THAT FLAG WAVE, BUDDY!